Monday, January 5, 2009

Monty Python Skit: Self Defense Against Assailants Armed with Fresh Fruit

An old Monty Python skit on how to defend yourself against an assailant armed with fresh fruit. A couple of my favorite lines:

". . .it's quite simple to defend yourself against the banana fiend. First of all, you force him to drop the banana. Next you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him helpless . . ."

"What if you don't have a gun?"

"Run for it . . ."


Bob G. said...

Yeah, even after ALL these's STILL funny as hell!

(Happy New Year)


Dustin said...

Yes it is. Happy New Year to you as well :)